"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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