Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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