butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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