I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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