she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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