I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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