Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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