We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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