like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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