She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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