dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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