It's Friday. Sex?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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