just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
