So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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