Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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