On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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