i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She's the barista slut.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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