I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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