Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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