how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I party with great urgency now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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