I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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