it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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