i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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