turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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