He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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