she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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