ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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