I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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