i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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