More tranny stories later!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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its like you know when i get waxed
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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