Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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