I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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