i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Randomize
