found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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