I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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