He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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