one might say we're banned from that church
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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