Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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