If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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