someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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