Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.