You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ok first of all what the fuck
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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