Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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