i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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