Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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