woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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