somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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