Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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