Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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