So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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