she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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