Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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