remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just found a bag of teeth...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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