were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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