Define "chronic" masturbator.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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