On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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